OMG, I got the "if we ever get divorced, we could still be friends". WTF?

No, asswipe, i don't wanna be your "friend"...I thought I wanted to be his wife. But personally, I am not sure I wanna be that either...

Aug '06: H moved out
July '08: H had a kid with the OW
May 12 '09: emancipation day

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Ferris Bueller