and

my boss is a fagpipe

he walked in here
and told me to take my time leaving

and
that he was so sad to see me leave

and

that he wanted to let me know that my lesson plans were always so amazing

and

(wait for it)

that it is illegal for me to remove them all and he wanted my contact info to come in and help the new teacher!!!!!

if I could have willed myself to puke on him I would have


but anyway

how are the flinstone feet?