Here I am - papers signed but.... here is what happened.
W calls me and says she is going to pick me up and we go together - I said nop - I'll go with my car thanks - "ooh come oonn" - "no really!".
I arrive there and she is crying, crying.
Me: What's up?
W: It is hard!
Me: Hey it doesn't have to be today....
W: No, let's go.
So we go inside and we sign all the paper, at the end she asked, what if I want to delay the procedure for a couple of months?
Attny: Once the paper is sent that's it.... if you want I can wait to send it.
W: Ok wait, I'll call you in a couple of days.
me:(??)

We go outside and she starts crying again.
W: You are such a pain in the A$$!!
Me: ?
W: When I was coming here I was listening to NPR and they broadcasted our wedding song.
Me: WHAT??!!..... note: our wedding song is an humoristic italian song from the 1940, something IMPOSSIBLE to find, it took ME ages to find the recording, and I don't think it has never been brodcasted in US until today.... I thought that this was mystical....
W: What the chance! While we go to sign the divorce they broadcast our song!
Me: OUR SONG??? Where did they find it?
W: How the hell do I know??
She cryies and cryies - and says "you are such a pain in the A$$!
I am sorry for what is happening, I miss us.
Me: not sorry enough - not sorry enough not to start a relation with somebody else.
We: I DID IT ONLY TO FORGET ABOUT YOU AND IS NOT WORKING!
Me: You start a relation because you like a person not to forget somebody.
W: You may like a person but it may not be enough.... not with all the baggage I have because of you.... and you have a relation too BTW.
me: No I don't - I lied, I didn't have any relation. It was all a big show to make you jelous, and now I can tell you because the show is over. We signed the papers, this is what you want, that's it.
W: I don't believe you.
Me: Whatever
W: you didn't make me jelous anyway.
Me: It's ok I tried.
W: Ok are you coming today to get S?
Me:Yes
W: ok see you later I need to go.
Me:bye