Once, when I followed my wife and caught her meeting up with OM in a department store parking lot, I waited for them to get into his truck and drive off. Then I took my spare key, and took her car (actually registered to me, and I paid for it 100%), and left her mine, with my keys under the floor mat.
Then I waited for her phone call. Man, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when, after getting together for their little "afternoon delight," they come back to her parking spot only to get BUSTED!!!!
