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[MichelleLT]

Well, I know what at least one of my H's dumba$$ self-complications is:

[12:42] H: eh, I just need to start with a Ms. Right Now, then find out if she's Mrs. Right
[12:42] H: [OW] is already driving me batty
[12:42] Friend: why? aren't you guys broken up?
[12:43] H: we've been talking
[12:43] H: and things have sort of slipped closer to a relationship
[12:44] H: and she's being rather demanding of my time which is driving me up the wall
[12:44] Friend: even when she's overseas?
[12:44] H: yes
[12:44] Friend: I'd think she'd be enjoying the UK while she still can
[12:45] H: she's just way more caught on me than I am on her
[12:46] H: which is a little akward