Dear FA, sir,

I would like to cordially congratulate you on your GAL achievements and advances in your career field. I do hope that you are able to further enjoy your GAL with your friend on your upcoming Trip. And it is my sincere hope that you are able to resolve any pending issues with your ex and your children using only sound, pre-approved DB principles in a non-idle manner.

Warmest regards,

Mr. Big F. Hands, Esq.