The playhouse has been a little quiet lately so I thought I would try to add some giggles to it.

Hope everyone has a great weekend!


Here's a good one!

TOO MUCH???

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked, 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live'.

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car'?

God replied, 'Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you'!




Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
-- Bernice Johnson Reagon