Of course the WAS spouses, "Team Putrid" would be in such disarray because everyone would be hitting on everyone else, backstabbing, breaking side deals and agreements...There would be no trust! Then, the big shocker would be revealed on TV that one of them brought an STD with them when they started the show During that episode, "Team Putrid" would be told that anyone who was intimate with the "carrier" needs to get off the show to get treatment and then the chain reaction would take place: one lady stands up, then a guy stands because she stood, then a different girl stands.... one by one, the entire team stands so they have to forfeit.
Blockbuster ratings!
Oh, this is so good!!!
It would also be good if the had running, oozing sores covering their bodies. C2, I would've never believed you could be so evil!!!!
Wow time is really flying this month. I've been wrapped up tight this month with baseball and graduation preparations.
<sniff,sniff> my Treyboy is actually graduating. He really hates it when I slip up and call him that in public. I've threatened to call it out at the ballgames... somehow that has come in handy a time or two.... heehee... wicked mom!
We were supposed to have SR. night last night and we all show up only to find out that the game was cancelled at the last minute.... go figure.... so they have scrambled with the schedule to get one rearranged so the guys can have their night! If the rain is kept at bay then we'll have our last home game tomorrow. And I'll watch my baby take the field for the very last time at his High School....<*sniffle*> God... mom is such a baby!!! The great news is their record for the season is freakin' awesome... the season will end at 22-4.... and #27 rocks on 1st!!!
Graduation practice begins next week... so note to self... pick up extra tissues at the store this week!
Happy Thursday Everybody!!!!
Psa 51:10 Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a right spirit within me.
When it comes to paybacks and embarassing our kids, I believe I could top even you. I have been known to call my son Pwaches when he deserved it! WOW, it's have to think of it being the last game. I loved baseball because you really got to be up close and personal. Oh and cry???? Why should you be any different? This is the end of a chapter and that's always emotional.
Don't worry though because the next chapter, though different, is fun and exciting as well! So sit back and keep enjoying the ride!
I got a call this morning from hunky roofer.... wanting to come over and get the job started. Here I was with a towel on my head and not even dressed for the day yet! But of course I said yeah, that'd be great.... give me about 30 min. I've never moved so fast in my life!!!! He got there and holy moly I'd almost forgotten how friggin' cute he is. Anyway, I got the color chosen and he explained what would be done today. We had a few minutes of small talk and I said I had a question for him that was completely off topic from the roofing. I've been having trouble with the plumbing in my shower and I'm afraid that the drywall or whatever is behind the shower tile has water damage. He said it could be.... if you like I can take a look.
OH BOY.... I had the guy within 10 feet of my bedroom.... that fact was sooo on my mind through the whole conversation!
He explained a few things that it could be and said that I might should try some sealant on the tiles first. And, get this, he said he'd be glad to help me out with it some weekend if I wanted and it'd be no charge at all. Ummmmm.... when I finally scooped my jaw off the floor, I thanked him and said I may just take him up on that offer.
What a good day!!!!!
Psa 51:10 Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a right spirit within me.
[quote]OH BOY.... I had the guy within 10 feet of my bedroom.... that fact was sooo on my mind through the whole conversation!
Come on. Fess up...........you jumped him right?
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And, get this, he said he'd be glad to help me out with it some weekend if I wanted and it'd be no charge at all. Ummmmm.... when I finally scooped my jaw off the floor, I thanked him and said I may just take him up on that offer.
I'm sure he said this under duress. Afterall you were holding him down!
No Bethie.... I did not jump him.... but the fact that it was so on my mind is rather disturbing yet exciting....
Obviously my mind has slipped to the depths of the gutter. I will have to bleach it before 7a.m. tomorrow. He'll be back then. I kept trying to push the time back cause damn that's just way too early for me to get my flirt on .
The other obvious factor is that I'm crushing under the weight of this self-imposed intimacy ban. Not that I'm thinking I am ready to lift it completely.... but perhaps it is time to consider, say.... a date every now and then.
Psa 51:10 Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a right spirit within me.
During that episode, "Team Putrid" would be told that anyone who was intimate with the "carrier" needs to get off the show to get treatment and then the chain reaction would take place: one lady stands up, then a guy stands because she stood, then a different girl stands.... one by one, the entire team stands so they have to forfeit. 
Ummmmm.... when I finally scooped my jaw off the floor, I thanked him and said I may just take him up on that offer.
