Wandering Poster - Fifteen!

[MichelleLT]

Mix me a margarita?


You Know You’ve Had Too Much To Drink When …
Restaurant - Bartender | Fairfax, VA, USA

Customer: “I’ll have a margarita please.”
(I get a margarita and serve it to the woman.)
Customer: “Excuse me, miss? Can I please have another margarita? This one doesn’t have enough quatilia in it.”
Me: “Ma’am, your drink is strong, I can guarantee it.”
Customer: “How do you know there is enough quatilia in this?”
Me: “Because you said “quatilia.”
Customer: “Yeah, and?”
Me: “It’s called ‘tequila.’”