I will have to check out that link. Pretty funny stuff that you posted! I should write down some of the stuff my students say to me. Here is one from the other day...

Book Fair week at the Elementary school

Student: When can I bring money for the book fair?

Me: The book fair is all week this week, so you can bring it in anytime this week.

Student: Okay, so when is the book fair?

Me: Right now. The books are set up in the gym.

Student: Oh, so when can we buy books?

Me: Any day this week. Your classroom teacher will take you down to the book fair or you can go during your lunch.

Student: So the book fair is next week?

(I shake my head and walk away)


I am sorry to hear about your Grandfather. The death of a Grandparent is so sad. It looks like my Grandma is going to need surgery. She is slowly getting worse and worse. Doh, I forgot to tell H about that when he called. Oh well.

Me-31 H-38
M: 5 yrs T: 7 yrs
No kids
Went to Prostitutes 10-1-06
Found out about OW 12-24-07
Bomb on EA/PA: 1-2-08
OW ended it with H "for good" 3-8-08
OW is back 4-19-08
H and OW tell me that they are in love 5-19-08
Filed for divorce 6-5-08
Divorced 7-2-08