crank out the most acidic, caustic, scathingly honest about how you hate her guts letter that you can. Tell her what a loser she really is. OW haters unite! Be a viper, drip venom, she Fing deserves that and more. Then tear it into tiny tiny pieces, pour lighter fluid, nail polish remover or some good "starter" over it, let it burn and then grind it into the dust. Then get a length of rubber hose about 2ft long and beat the crap out of your mattress (in private)

then go grind the pile of ashes into the ground further.
Lather, rinse, repeat.

This sucks, doesn't it?

ps, I'm posting my latest on my own thread and any conversation would be welcome


I have a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it.
Stubby