For real, that is some of the funniest sh*t I've heard in a long time! I'm still smiling from ear to ear and laughing out loud... people are wondering what I'm laughing at too.
I actually was in MLC at the time. H and I were in the same house when my sister and I brainstormed that whole scene. It was one of the few things H & I actually shared and laughed together about during that time. A pocket of sanity where life was normal for a day or two then I shut down again on him. So goes it in MLC madness.