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Good night, ladies!

Here's one more tip: In addition to the humming (my pet snake loves that, too ;\) ), they love to be sopping wet at all times! ;\)


Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward. ~ Joseph Campbell
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Faint!

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I just realized, I fainted after just the first page. Then I woke up, and read the rest. Oh, my!

Three years, 4 months. That's 40 months, to those who count such things.

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4 months without a snake in my woods. I have had a fake one that hummed on its own, but it isn't nearly as nice as the real thing.

Sara


Me-31 H-38
M: 5 yrs T: 7 yrs
No kids
Went to Prostitutes 10-1-06
Found out about OW 12-24-07
Bomb on EA/PA: 1-2-08
OW ended it with H "for good" 3-8-08
OW is back 4-19-08
H and OW tell me that they are in love 5-19-08
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(((((((Jeff,)))))))

Sounds like you count such things yourself!

Originally Posted By: Starshyne
I have had a fake one that hummed on its own, but it isn't nearly as nice as the real thing.


The real thing is truly terrific, but after I saw the movie "The O in Ohio", I just had to see what all the buzzzzzzzzz was about!

Then of course I found out why she (the main actress) would laugh and giggle afterwards - it tickled! \:D

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Wow, you girls are bad!!! I was blushing just reading through this!!

Welcome back Michelle!


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I'm glad I wasn't disappointed by coming home to find no fun conversation ongoing lol.


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Ah, how I have missed internet porn ;\)

All I know is that THIS one eyed snake is happy to be back hiding in the bush again! Whew! Don't know how you manage it for nine, ten, however many months!

Oh yeah, you said 'batteries', LOL!!!

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Originally Posted By: Starshyne
I have had a fake one that hummed on its own, but it isn't nearly as nice as the real thing.


LOL this thread is great. From how much my W has been calling since she moved away, she would agree that the fake one doesn't cut it. No complaining here \:D

And a note of hope for you ladies, your H's feel the same way, if not worse. I would even lump the OW's into the "fake" category. No way it's as good, no matter what they say.


Me: 30
W: 28
T 8, M 6
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Served 8-2011
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"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear" MLK
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Originally Posted By: jon2911
I would even lump the OW's into the "fake" category. No way it's as good, no matter what they say.
Considering what my H has said, I sincerely hope that is true.

I am glad we girls can amuse you guys with our random conversations. \:D


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