I received a birthday card in the mail from my father today (he lives in SC). He knows the bare minimum as far as how my marriage ended up this way. Anyway, he sent me a lovely card with his idea of a joke inside.

Inside the envelope was a miniature plastic caution sign.
It read:

CAUTION:
I'M HAVING A MID-LIFE CRISIS


Didn't know whether to laugh or cry at first.

Then I just busted out laughing.

He's such a dork.