I am sorry that things are so tough for you right now. I am just here to offer a hug and some support.
I liked your list of alternate activities (and the benefits you will get from them). I tell you, I hate being back in school, but it does keep my mind off of things and for that I am grateful. How about an Excel class thru your library or community ed? They are cheap that way!
No more drive-bys, you! Remember, he who shall not be named is not the focus here...you are!!!