Stronger - but still confused

[Snow White]

People are odd, and for whatever reason this is cracking me up more than upsetting me. One of my H's friends called here last night, he has been leaving messages that no one is returning. Well I answered and told him that H wasn't home he could call him on his cell. He continued on, aerating the lawn, is he going golfing tomorrow ect. Finally I said, he has not lived here in 2 weeks call him on his cell. So he said oh I'm sorry and got off the off the phone. (as a background this guy cheated on his wife with the sitter and lost everything)

Shortly after H texted me to say what did you say to W he just left a message that he wants to take you out on a date. I thought it was my H's typical junk said whatever, I told him nothing you don't live here call your cell. Thought nothing of it.

My girlfriend calls this morning and says do you want to hear something funny? W called here last night and says well I talked to Neecy and now I know what is going on, and you know what I did?

I left H a message on his phone that said I heard you moved out and I was wondering if you would mind if I took Neecy out to dinner? How does that make you feel? Like Sh*t? If it does go get some flowers and get your A*s home before you lose everything.

I don't think any of this kind of stuff will help my sitch but it keep things interesting.