I have to put some of my four years of high school Latin to use since I never did pursue that law degree.

So, here is the funny/crazy story du jour:

The wife got a new cell phone. She is keeping her old one as well. The reason she got her own is so that she can be independent and have her own number and such. She gave me the bill last night and asked me if I would pay it.

I'm going to write all of these down and perhaps write a book. The working title is "A view from beyond reason".