"so you and your xw get are in good terms?" "no, she still thinks I changed my name to motherf*cker"
"there are mosquitos here big enough to rape a chicken!"
"God knows what you want when you pray, do *you* know what you want?"
"You can choose your thoughts"
...more to come, I love this book!
I like the one in my sig line.....which describes how I used to be....sitting around wishing my life would magically be better instead of having a backbone and doing something about it!
"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." Jon Kabat-Zinn