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she told me that W is thinking of changing her name to 'Loralie' and getting a hummingbird tattoo on her 40th birthday in July.

Okay, Frank, thank goodness I wasn't drinking a coke when I read this or I would have snorted it out of my nose!

She is a sad, confused little MLCer, isn't she?

It's not about you, Frank, okay?

Ellie