don't play dirty (I know...I always want to too)

but

this is your family's event

I would say

sorry Charlie

she can go when the divorce is final

and

I wouldn't email any more

you will be getting the tickets

if some other parent wants to sell them his
or he someone gets them

not your deal

you told him how you feel and he isn't getting yours

and
I would like a long island iced tea please!!!