Hey Jewels!! I heard there was talk of some trying to make you drink that nasty red stuff...I'm with you. I don't like it at all. Once in a while I buy a little cabernet and force a few ounces down my throat for medicinal purposes. Then I chase it with some white wine. Merlot has to be the worst, though...it tastes like dirt. Or what I imagine dirt would taste like by the smell.
So we may not be cultured but we still have fun, don't we? And if you need a good reason to stay away from the red crap, think of it this way...that's what Beth likes.