phhooooey! even the Beach Boys sang about the midwest farmers daughters.....

So this lady was hired in the Tickle Me Elmo factory. Her first day on the job she got way behind, the guy that hired her saw the piles and piles of Elmo dolls and got really irked. He stomped over and he saw her putting 2 marbles in a little bag and sewing them onto the dolls. The guy nearly fainted from laughing so hard. He went over to his new employee and said 'I told you to give each Elmo two test tickles!'

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Riding the trail less traveled.