Please help me! Wife wants out! (5)

[steve477]

Blonde in a cafe reading a newspaper. Man sitting next to her. Blonde reads the headline `12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed`. Blonde looks very sad. Then turn to the man and asks `how many are the in a Brazilian?`

Helps to say it out loud. Like how many are there in a million, billion, trillion, zillion, gazillion...brazilian.

I didnt get it at first either but after I did I thought it was funny!

Thanks for your reply Saffie, glad to see you are still here. I am a hopeful guy. Cant keep me down for long.

I get exactly where your W was coming from with the rejection thing and you not waking up; I got that once with my H and so I never try to wake him up and it does make me hesitant about intiating things - and we've been married over 21 years and have 4 children!!! Women are very complex creatures- poor men

Oh... well I have some work to do there then!

You KNOW you are the better option - and it looks very much to me that your W does too.

Exactly, I really hope that she does too.
Thats the great thing about coming here, it is a chance to get other perspectives, to help you see things you cant. Like with Sandis post before that really helped me to `see` something a little clearer that has been in front of me for a while!

Men can be a bit simple too. I love being sinple sometimes, but need to open my eyes more!

Cheers

Steve