No way have you offended me! Its true middle-aged men that don't come with too much baggage are in high demand! I think the appeal is that you have already been house trained! Ha ha!! I know you guys want to stand for your marriages now (which again shows what amazing men of character you are) but when and if the time comes, you guys will have plenty of options!
If we could just devise some sort of pre-dating test that separates the people that will stick at a relationship in the hard times, and those that will walk away! Then everyone would be happy!