Pisces February 19 - March 20 Be extra hard on yourself to accomplish more and get more out of life as the week begins. Just kidding: April Fools'! Give yourself a break, and respect your own individual style -- just because it's not as straightforward as some doesn't make it less great. And great you are -- in particular on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, when the stars highlight your creative, romantic and generally wonderful nature. Hot! If you're confused about something this weekend, don't overlook the effectiveness of just asking. Aquarius January 20 - February 18 Talk about a bad hair day -- the first few days of this week just aren't looking good for you. Just kidding: April Fools'! The stars are ratcheting up your attraction factor and general brilliance so much now that it doesn't even matter whether your coiffure is cooperating. Enjoy! Then, around Thursday and Friday, do you put your own priorities first or make others (or a certain someone) your number-one? Hint: There's a middle path here. From sometime on Friday through the weekend, get totally avant-garde. Whatever's experimental, new and different has your name on it. Leo July 23 - August 22 Let your pride grow to mammoth proportions as the week begins. Just kidding: April Fools'! Your self-confidence is awesome (and hot), but it's something to use, not abuse ... especially now. Appreciate what's great about others, too! But what's not so great about them? Their tendency to overreact, particularly from Wednesday through the end of the workweek. Set a good example with your calm, positive, good-humored approach (rather than freaking out!). Put a little learning on the agenda this weekend. Something (or someone?) new gets you fired up. Libra September 23 - October 22 You're not doing much connecting during the first few days of this week, so you might as well not even try. Just kidding: April Fools'! In fact, the stars say you've got an amazing way with bonding both intellectually and emotionally (and even romantically!) now, so reach out! Wednesday, Thursday and Friday will likely bring miscellaneous disruptions and delays. Take it in stride, and be ready with a plan B (and maybe even a plan C). From Friday night through the weekend, don't be shy about saying what you're thinking. They can't read your mind, after all. Sagittarius November 22 - December 21 Others are less than impressed by you as the week begins, what with your dearth of creativity and lack of spark. Just kidding: April Fools'! Even 'chance' interactions can go great places now, with the way you're sharing your vision and drawing others out about theirs. On Wednesday, Thursday or Friday, ask yourself: What does this situation remind me of? The past comes into play in interesting ways, and if you've learned from it, you're golden. And from Friday night through the weekend, love is in your personal stars. Familial, platonic, romantic -- it's all good. Capricorn December 22 - January 19 Whatever you do during the first few days of this week, don't look forward -- keep those blinders on, keep that head down and ignore the future implications of it all. Just kidding: April Fools'! Everything has a context, and the effects down the road are extremely important now. Take a look! Then, around Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, you've got special insight of another kind: interpersonal. Very interesting! When the weekend comes, you'll be able to have much more fun if you first get a little work done, whether around the house or job-related. Be responsible and enjoy yourself -- they're not mutually exclusive.
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