Don't take it personal but i had to laugh at you on that one.

You have been around long enough to know you should have lied about it.

"Why yes honey, everyone asked where you were."

or

When you said what you said you should never have defended it. You lost the battle from the moment you opened your mouth.

Chalk it up to a lesson learned.

Move on thru it. Don't dwell in what it has become.

I appreciate you coming and posting about it.

Relax
Eat
Think
Act normal
React.. Smartly.
Do something different.
Emulate.
Do Work.

Lets get "RETARDED" in here.