Thanks snowmm,

I did.

The cake eating thing; Why should she buy the cow if she gets milk when she wants it for free?

I probably will take it out (obsessive compulsive disorder?).

I am the best friend she's got. She's knows this and that's probably why she doesn't want to lose me completely.

The seat thing was a joke. I always put it (and the lid) down. I'll make a fine wife for a woman someday.


"The answers are within you" (can't remember who). Unfortunately, so is the bullshit.