you know the story about the flat tyre and the "f&%k you and your tool?" Well here it is: (excuse my typos and grammar)
A guy drives in the middle of nowhere and gets a flat tyre. He is a nice guy in general, polite, thoughtful etc.
It's 2 o'clock in the morning, let's say in the desert where Jeff lives, and he starts changing his tyre with a flash light. Pretty soon he realises he can't, because he doesn't have a tool (wrench or something like that). So, he is bummed and looks around. He sees far away, 2km at least a farm with a house. No bright lights or anything but he can tell people are living there. So now he is thinking of his choices: stays there until dawn hoping someone will pass by or will walk to the house and ask for help. He hates to do that but he needs to get home so he decides to walk to the house. While walking he is playing various scenarios in his head : -"I'll knock, an ugly mean farmer will answer, will ask me what the heck I want, I will ask for the tool and he'll say he doesnt have one" or -"I'll knock, an ugly mean farmer will answer, will ask me what the heck I want, I will ask for the tool and he will punch me for waking him up" or -"I'll knock, an ugly old lady will answer, will shout at me for waking her up and shut the door on my face " or --"I'll knock, an ugly mean farmer with his ugly wife will answer, will scream at me for waking up their baby, punch me and shut the door on my face" or even worse --"I'll knock, an ugly mean farmer with his ugly wife will answer, will scream at me for waking up their baby, punch me and shut the door on my face and shoot at me through the window while I'll try to escape" OR --"I'll knock, an ugly mean farmer with his ugly wife will answer, will scream at me for waking up their baby, punch me and shut the door on my face and shoot at me through the window and actually get me and I will be bleeding and die after a while and my wife and kids will be devasted"
While thinking of all this he gets to the house and he is so angry already for the way "they treated" him that he bangs furious on the door and just as a friendly face of a young man opens the door he yells at him "F$%k YOU AND your tool!!!!!!!!!" and turns around and walks away...
Well, I hope you enjoyed my story. This is me and my H. And this is what I told him today I stopped doing with him, my mom (big issue there) and the rest of the people I interact with and I am happier that ever.
