Affair is over and WW is responding

[Doing_My_Best]

This should be the title of a Dr. Suess Book: "Oh, The Things a Wayward will Say!"

I have heard my W tell this to our kids:

To S4: "you can't be in our family if you are a liar." (He 'lied' about not having popcorn.) (Not kidding about this.)

To D7: "No matter what, you ALWAYS have to tell the truth." (Not kidding about this.)





The sequel to the book I mentioned above will be titled "Look What Cheaters Can Do!" Sounds like "Horton Hears a Who"..get it?

Here is the first page of the book...

I would cheat on you with a fox.
I would cheat on you in a box.

I would lie to you on a train.
I would lie to you in the rain.

I will sneak around like a mouse.
I will do bad things in your house.


Can you tell I have little kids at home????