just in case the kids want to tart it up??????

for crying out loud!!!

could she be any more apparent

you could be a real a@@hole and have the beautiful new girl friend take a pic in it and slide it in their bag for next time???

I mean you would have to clorox her down afterward and I know you would never do it but the revenge contemplations are pretty sweet!!!




but...again...only kidding

I am rather cylindrical in shape so the tube tops do nothing for my waist...siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh