W and I piecing this M back together

[Forrest Gump]

Dude a woman buying you shirts? Really? And she said you looked good in them? Are you Ga*? Are you really that whipped?

Sarcasm off.

If you really think that is a text from OM. I would pick it up and text back. "Shes buying me shirts!! Shes asleep with panties on."

Then I would follow that up with. "What you got? A warm phone?"

Then about 10 min later. "Sleep tight I hope the phone bites. My wife does." OR "The only reason its warm is because you texting my wife."

Otherwise, you can completely disregard this post.