Where in MD? Because I'm from there, and I know people...Ths would be a great way for me to start my "revenge artist" business. In fact, I'll hit that oxical asswipe for free.
Seriously, Althea, somedays the best you can do is trudge on. That's OK. That's life. You are coping with a lot right now. It's OK to not be perfect all the time.
Enjoy your Karate Boy..but...maybe this is just me, but I don't think the crusty bottom will be so attractive.