SPM - Here's a totally non-DB tactical thought. Her mother is a terrible alcoholic, and now she's drinking and making these outlandish, paranoid statements, right?
It would be wonderful if she got busted on a DUI right about now, wouldn't it?
I wonder if there's any way to report her driving drunk without it being traceable to you? (Odds are she is).
Okay, this is probably useless, because I can't really come up with a way for this to happen that wouldn't include you stalking her to catch her getting in a car drunk. Darn.
