I, like you, scored a perfect 100%, except that there was no sex for the last 5 years, because of oh yeah.....me.
Loved your answers! LOL funny! Too bad I rally want to cry because it is so exhausting and frustrating. How can a human being, your W and mine, be so absolutely self-centered and calcified? Is it a HUGE sign of insecurity? Does the questionnaire say anything about the verbal abuser's makeup, and why they might do it?
Wow FLTC, no sex for five years! Does that make you a born again virgin? I got a hand job 2 years ago! Does that count as sex? I'll check with Bill Clinton, the old Silver Zipper is now the ultimate authority in all matters pertaining to what is and what is not sex. I'll let ya know what he says
OK, I'll come clean, there was no HJ, it was a one-nighter with a vacuum cleaner. I couldn't help myself, when I saw the set of accessories on her I just had to have her! When I plugged her in I felt this incredible electricity between us. We did it on the rug. Hey, we were both lonely, she'd been in the closet a long time (kind of like my W) and I was ripe for a good brushing. What more can I say, I felt like a complete disposable dirt bag afterwards but, as our S's say, it just happened, nobody planned it! Now, I can never vacuum again, I have to sweep everything under the rug instead Oh, and I also don't know Bill Clinton, another untruth. I feel so much better getting this off my chest.
FIVE YEARS! Yikes, it's only been 46 days for me and after 17 years that's a record. We had no problems in that area, go figure.
I will never look at my central vac the same, WII.
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M:47 M:18 D16, S19 1st S 1/08-5/08 Reconciled/May 7, 2008 Left again Nov 9, 2009 I Filed: Nov 17, 2009 Final: April 14, 2010 EX walked away from kids too
You know the worst part? I think I may have voided the warranty! See, one small slip and BOOM I'm stuck with that stupid vacuum for better or worse. So to all you lonely guys out there,listen to Whatis and DON'T DO IT, it's just not worth the dust mites. (Btw, is there an anti-biotic for dust mites? I could have sworn she was clean!)
Uh oh, the Hoover just told me she's expecting a new little attachment in about 9 months. I knew we should have used a new HEPA filter! Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Me:57 H:52 M:28 Got another lawyer last year and filed. D35,S/D twins28,D22 EA4/04 End? Who knows? "Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you." — Peace Pilgrim
Hilarious!!!