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Subject:Creation vs Evolution


Creation vs Evolution has been settled!

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human

race come about?"

The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had

children and, so all mankind was made."

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the

same question. The father answered, "Many years ago

there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her mother and says,

"Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the

human race was created by God, and Papa says we

developed from monkeys?"

The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I

told you about the origin of my side of the family,

and your father told you about his side."



Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are.
-- Bernice Johnson Reagon