Funny...H was over last night as part of his usual Thursday night visit and I was in bed not feeling well and the kids were with me knowing when daddy got here they would all go downstairs and H didn't want to leave the bedroom but the kids and he finally went and then he came up once to use the toilet and popped in to make small talk. It seems the whole idea of leaving him alone has some substance to it because I did and he seemed more mellow and talkative with me.
I am gonna put that in man speak for you. Keep in mind MLC!!
Funny. Did you really just pick that word? In reading that one word I knew you had a stunning revelation. Well maybe not stunning but you get what I am saying.
You don't feel good. He wants to linger. Hmmm .. Thats telling me something. I got it.. he is in the throws of a full on MLC!!
They finally went downstairs cause maybe he thought "She needs a break". Hmmm... Could me call that a small step?
So I gotta expect that this was not the only bathroom in the house. Did he perchance walk by another? Before he popped in? Lets see how would that conversation go.. Knock, Knock... Open the door.
You OK?
Yea just a little tired.
Sorry bout that.
Now maybe I am just hopefull but..
Is there anything I can do?
No I will be fine.. Just tired.
Ok.
Man exits stage left.
Please don't miss the sarcasm. Its in there. Maybe you don't see it but its there.
So what you are telling me is there is something to what I say. What? Imagine that.
Ok sarcasm off.
Hello I am Mr. Physical. I like the .. Well you know. Now what you may not understand is that I am 110% physical. But not like you think. I am not "Freaky". I am not gonna tie you up and spank you.. unless you ask me to. I like the touch. Pick an item of mine and touch it. So what is going to work for me?
So lets take this and place it into your "stitch". In order for me to see what you want I will have to "feel" it. Ok, neutral day. You are sitting on a park bench. You casually touch something. I used to like it when women touched my head. I don't really have any hair now so we can scratch that. The small of my back. My neck. My inner thigh. Bout half way down. You see where I am going with this. Personally I gotta stop.
You are a smart woman. You gotta think outside the box. No sarcasm there.
Where your toes at?
Relax Eat Think Act normal React.. Smartly. Do something different. Emulate. Do Work.
