This guy did you a huge favor, he was honest ... as much as he knows how. He showed you several faults that he considers acceptable behavior. He said "HI, I chase M women and if we hit it off I will probably even find some reason to be unfaithful in our R, like you have kids or something."
As for the passing gas thing, you should have come back by saying "No I don't mind at all, and since we are going to be so comfortable with each other now would you please run down to the store and get me some feminine hygene stuff ... I just ran out"
Maybe just to show him there are no hard feelings, you could go on eBay and get him a real leather chess set. Send it to him with a story about your once in a lifetime exotic journey all the way across the internet and back to get it.
