NO. I don't know what he could type either. Except, I had a brain tumor and I just went to the ER and they took it out and I am me again. (Too soap opera)
OR
I just got back from this alien planet where they cloned me and sent some freak alien back to live with you. It happened about a year ago...but I am back now ready to love you. (Too X files)
OR
I just called OW and told her to get bent! And I booked us a week in Tahiti with nothing to do but talk and spend time together. And I am wrong about every single thing I have done in the past ten months. But mostly wrong that I ever thought I could find anyone better than you (Too romance novel)
or finally
Did you hear on the news? OW got sucked up in a tornado and is gone forever. And with her leaving, every ounce of crap in me left too...(Too random)
Ok no more brainstorming. I am guessing it will just be more of the same:
I am just so lost, so confused, so mixed up right now. I just really don't know what to do or where to turn. I have screwed things up with my old job, with my parents, with my family, with you, with the kids, with my cattle business......I just seem to have ruined everything lately and I don't know how to change. But I NEVER wanted to hurt you, and I hope you can learn to forgive me in time, once I can forgive myself...
CRAP!!!TOTAL CRAP!
It is always about poor HIM, he didn't get to go to grad school b/c he married me (never told him not to go!!), he has always had to hide his feelings so he didn't hurt ME (never asked him to!), every bad thing always happens to him, blah blah blah
If it is mental illness/depression, then H, check your A$$ into the hospital for a little inpatient intervention. If it is just you being a d!ck, then SNAP OUT OF IT!! I can't keep riding this merry-go-round it stopped being fun from turn one......
