I'd have to take a serious diet to get in the suitcase! Hmmmmmm....
The whole month, I could come close to that, maybe even pull it off! What's another $1400 on the credit card! OK, so now I just have to explain t to W. "W, I', going to Austria for a month with a 25 year old womn I met on the internet." Yep, that should just about do it!
