OMG, you and IMP need to make your own YouTube! Pam, I must say that the video is hilarious! You made my day!
Since you talked about getting laid, I figure I'll share a couple YouTube videos with you now too. (Since we're on this track and all...) You know that I've never had a thing for Peter, right? I love him as a player, but Joe has been my hockey man for a really long time. Who couldn't love a guy who has a cameo in Happy Gilmore? I proudly wear #19's jersey and after last night's win, I still *KNOW* he's the man. Psst, don't remind anyone here that he's happily married.
Anyhoo, so in my dreams pops Peter, #21, who is not married and rumored to be quite the ladies' man. I think I'm hotter than the chick in his bed, but my dream did not include clothes, skates OR a hockey stick (or any 3rd party witness). And he was way more intimate with me than he was with this chick after the lights went out...
Sadly, this chick is closer to being in bed with him than I'm ever going to get. Well, not unless I happen to run into him next week when I head to the Pepsi Center against the Ducks. I'm just saying... miracles do happen... For you non-hockey folks, Peter's stint with Philly was very short-lived. He's an Av, and he'll leave the NHL as an Av. Memo to me: Make new commercial with him in the right jersey, and put my dream to creative use for financial and sexual gain.
p.s. Hope you remember I have a thing for single malts. You let me know if anyone is offering free drinks and I'll be there.
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
