I hope you laugh like I did. I looooooove Matt Damon. That smile, ahhhhh. Betsey likes some hockey man, I like some Damon!
Now, back to my regularly scheduled sad day.
Mer, thanks for understanding in the way that you do. Betsey, you too. I like how you had my back up there, saying I may not be around today. Smooch. Love you both, and thanks for being the best cyberfriends a girl could ever ask for.
Oh, and since I hate coded messages, I got D'd today. Now I think I will allow my mind to "go there" for a bit.
This changes nothing. Nothing, do you hear me??? I am handling this today because of how far I have come. I just got done talking (IM) with my, uh, XH (wow, I never said that before), and there was a lot said.
I am normally pretty private, but I will share this with you:
P: But if we are to go anywhere from here, I need to know that it is not just sentiment and missing something you now can't have. I need it to be real. So, I guess we will see where we are down the road. XH: again, I understand P: Can you believe these words are coming out of my mouth? I am laughing...thinking how far I have come XH: and I am loving it. XH: I needed you to be this way.
The old me would have tried to wedge my foot in this door. The new me? I know that if it closes yet again that it wasn't meant to be open.
OMG, you and IMP need to make your own YouTube! Pam, I must say that the video is hilarious! You made my day!
Since you talked about getting laid, I figure I'll share a couple YouTube videos with you now too. (Since we're on this track and all...) You know that I've never had a thing for Peter, right? I love him as a player, but Joe has been my hockey man for a really long time. Who couldn't love a guy who has a cameo in Happy Gilmore? I proudly wear #19's jersey and after last night's win, I still *KNOW* he's the man. Psst, don't remind anyone here that he's happily married.
Anyhoo, so in my dreams pops Peter, #21, who is not married and rumored to be quite the ladies' man. I think I'm hotter than the chick in his bed, but my dream did not include clothes, skates OR a hockey stick (or any 3rd party witness). And he was way more intimate with me than he was with this chick after the lights went out...
Sadly, this chick is closer to being in bed with him than I'm ever going to get. Well, not unless I happen to run into him next week when I head to the Pepsi Center against the Ducks. I'm just saying... miracles do happen... For you non-hockey folks, Peter's stint with Philly was very short-lived. He's an Av, and he'll leave the NHL as an Av. Memo to me: Make new commercial with him in the right jersey, and put my dream to creative use for financial and sexual gain.
p.s. Hope you remember I have a thing for single malts. You let me know if anyone is offering free drinks and I'll be there.
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
Whew, Bets. I thought at first that the blonde guy was your man and I was gonna have to come there and beat you with a hockey stick for your bad taste! But, then I saw the guy in the bed and all was well.
I just watched the Matt Damon video for the hundredth time. I still laughed. That rap part kills me every time.
Oh, and Bets...you're right, miracles do happen! So, don't wear granny panties that night, just in case.
Do I get a free drink or anything???
