Ich sprecha deutch? Didn't realize u spoke German also. (i.e. u used "uber" translation "under" ) Wanna switch over to German to really mess with the peeps? Or perhaps: Tbi govaru paruski yaziek? (looks like heck when trying to use English letters for Russian alphabet doesn't it?) Oh, major flashback on your last paragraph! A few years back (well, many actually) the band was playing a new year's job in Z town and brought the groupies with us, took over an entire floor of this Bust Western Hotel. Well after the job, of course there was the designated party hotel room. Part of my job (since I always remained relatively sober compared to the rest) was to awaken the contents of said room at noon. They opened the door, and as far as you could see, corner to corner, edge to edge of the carpet was covered in cruched crackers, cheese, popcorn, squished sliyders etc. I suspect it was at least one inch in depth, if not more in spots. Ah, those were the days of hitting the pillows at 4 AM, loading the truck up at 10 AM for the next job, and awakening the party room at noon. Geeze I miss 'em. Maybe that's why I have hard wood floors in my house now? I suppose I could sacrifice a throw rug if you insist!
