Keep on whining and complaining to us here. This is why we are here -- for each other. We are here to be the sounding boards for each other's anger, fears, hopes, dreams, actions, words, and tears. This is why this community exists, so don't apologize to us.
You are giving us wonderful things as well, so don't forget that end either.
As for your witch possibilities, does that mean you would float if we tied a rock to your feet and threw you in the ocean?