Ok...I get it now...operation shock my wife IS the party. I was a bit slow to catch on there, I have a fluey thing !
Why dont you throw a party...for your W !?? Make all her favourite food, dress up nice, invite her best friends. Make her drink champagne, you never know, she might even crack a smile :-/
I dont know! If all else has failed, what else do you have to lose !??
I dont think this is one of the DB techniques though!
