Well Jeff, what are you going to tell your wife? I've got some ladies coming over with some food - you dont mind W, do you? They will clean up after themselves, remove the clutter, paint, and a whole bunch of other stuff if they have to, but they really just want to eat and talk, ok? How does that sound, think she'll buy it?
I love lasagna, I have some chili, and hot wings. Oh and some New York style cheese cake.