Hey I just wanted to let everyone know that an amazing thing happened just a few minutes ago! I . . . hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
I feel like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man" or, for the younger set, Will Smith in "I Am Legend."
I suppose I could be Charlton Heston in "Soylent Green," snacking on some tasty lil' crackers, or chocolate covered eyeballs, or apple corris or...OMG...they're PEOPLE!
