MLC Walk Away Wife

[bombardier50]

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between lies and half-truths, between confusion and deception. And it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his patience. This is the dimension of obfuscation. It is an area which we call....

...The MLC Zone.

OK, Grace...maybe it is a little weird that I have the entire opening monologue of Twilight Zone memorized. But I'm still a pretty cool guy...really...