You are like the little brother I never wanted - only kidding. Don't be miserable -- go have fun.
Just pretend that Amy is dead. Have a funeral for her with your buddies - that could be a hell of a lot of fun...
Here lies Amy.. the love of my life.. the woman who pushed me to the absolute edge.. the girl of my dreams.. who almost had me locked up.. a real doll... with a drug problem and $100K in debt.
