NATE ... A couple of Soprano looking guys and I are about to get in the car, drive to Albany or wherever you are and kick your ass! By the way... I am 5 minutes from the real Soprano house and I can give you a tour of all the sites... Green Grove nursing home, Tony's moms house is within walking distance, Tony's place, Ba Da Bing, etc. etc.
That's what you need Nate. Go out with your friends tonight to some strip club and forget about Amy!
This chick is BAD news. Stay the fu*k away from her.
I told you she would start reaching out to you... you cracked the door open and our little mouse peeked her head out and said, "Nate where is my fuc*ing piece of cheese."
Get ready dude... this chick is going to knock on your door real soon. She's got some pride, so she waited for you to make the first move, now that you have, she is ready to strike like the Cobra. Listen to "Self Esteem" by the Offspring. Really listen to it dude.
I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say But she came over and I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert
Oh I know I'm being used That's okay man cause I like the abuse Oh I know she's playing with me That's okay cause I've got no self esteem
NATE - I am not letting you go back to Amy. I am going to save you from a life of misery and a trip to DB University and Child Support Alley.
