I actually asked if they could move the fat from my arse to my boobs. The Dr said I would end up with lumpy boobs
ha, reminds me of a lame joke, but I'm gunna share it anyway:
wife tells her husband she wants a boob job, husband says " just rub em with toilet paper" wife asks why, he says, well look how well it worked on your butt.
A woman was six months pregnant with her second child when her three year old daughter came into the room as she was getting ready to get into the shower. "Mommy," said three year old, "You are getting fat." The mother replied, "Yes Honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know", said the little girl, "but what's growing in your butt?"
When I was pregnant with my second son, S6 who was not even 3 yet saw me come out of the shower. He said to me "boy mommy, you have a big belly." I said "yes honey, I do." Then he said "and a big butt too."
I was not expecting that second part.
Kids, they are so honest when they are that young.
